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'Oh, sorry. I guess I forgot to mention we're going to a nudist resort.' (Another memorable first date for Jennifer.)

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"I had half a date last weekend."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Desert Planet

Napoleon marches off alone

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Lawrence of Suburbia

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'What luck!'

Desert Island Raking

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Bookshop Adventure

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"Close to what? This doesn't look like Kansas anymore."

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.