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Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"So, this is Becky. She's single and she's totally your type."

We need tableware as wedding gifts. As a bachelor eating from a box, bag or can, Phil never acquired plates.

'Sure. Blame the messenger.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

Reach for the Star.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Dialogue

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Do you know what girls want?"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Cupid

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Dreaming of Love

"You complete me, Barbara."

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

Woman carrying a love heart