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"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"I'm afraid that if I fell in love I'd lose my competitive edge."

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

Nethead strip: Singles Night

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Napoleon marches off alone

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"I had half a date last weekend."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Mrs. Almighty.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'She saw right through me.'

Just married.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"Isn't that false advertising?"

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'