Single Life Explorer Mugs

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"I'm afraid that if I fell in love I'd lose my competitive edge."

"It's true, of course, that I'm just a machine, but I do have a built-in vibrator."

Nethead strip: Singles Night

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"I had half a date last weekend."

Napoleon marches off alone

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Mrs. Almighty.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'She saw right through me.'

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

Just married.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'The poor thing -- her therapist recommended divorce, and she isn't even married.'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

'Were you playing footsie with me?'