Single Life Explorers Mugs

Do you realize that more than half of adult American women are not married? A fascinating statistic. Lots of implications. The main one is: If you can't get a date you're a huge loser. Have a nice day, loser. Have a lousy day yourself.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Great, now we're lost."

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Napoleon marches off alone

"I had half a date last weekend."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Mrs. Almighty.

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'She saw right through me.'

"Isn't that false advertising?"

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

Just married.

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

'The poor thing -- her therapist recommended divorce, and she isn't even married.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."