Single Life Enthusiasts Mugs

The simple pleasures of living alone....

Bachelor pad.

A bore of batchelors

Life is for the birds.

Reach for the Star.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

Dialogue

Love Birds love just being together

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

You make me want to be a better bum.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Whale Romance

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Your profile said you were a dog."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Do you know what girls want?"

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Dreaming of Love

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

Cupid

"You complete me, Barbara."