Singles Enthusiast Mugs

'Are you a virgin?' - 'Of course I am, ask anybody.'

"This will be hilarious!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Dialogue

"You lack spontaniety."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Love Birds love just being together

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

Biological Cuckoo clock

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Whale Romance

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"