Swinging Single Enthusiast Mugs

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

Turn, turn and turn.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

George Michael

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Mood Swings.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

Golf

Golfers lost on the road

"This is where I come to unwind."