Singles Bar Enthusiast Mugs

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

"Buy a girl a drink, big fella?"

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Ostrich Bar

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"Do they look tired to you?"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

FRIENDLY BAR: Gently confirming your every opinion since 1957.

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."