Singles Bar Enthusiast Pillows

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

"Buy a girl a drink, big fella?"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Ostrich Bar

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"Well, thank you, I'd love to. Are the Himalayas far?"

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

'The usual, Mr, H'

Suitably dressed for Happy Hour.