Singles Bar Aficionado Pillows

'Forget it, they're gay.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Last Chance For Reality

Champagne

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'How about a nice saloon?'

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Thank you, Sir."

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Directions to the Bar.

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"That beer is cold enough, Henderson! You don't have to let it run."

Bad Hare Day

"I hope this isn't the start of an insensitive joke that was once considered funny."

'What a twist of fate!'

'Am I an additional cost or an incidental expense?'

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."