Singles Bar Goers Pillows

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Do you know what girls want?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Pints of Lager

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Wedding - throw the bouquet and the little black book.

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Full glass

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'It's dead in here tonight.'

'I can drink beer, wine or liquor. I'm a 'hybrid.''

Join me in a beer?

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

"I'm not serving you mate - you're off yer face..!"