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Romance

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

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"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

'A table for two?'

"No darling, there's nothing magical in the air, I just farted"

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

'Gordon is the latest in a series of unfulfilling relationships.'

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer? My enthusiasm...I'm prepared to give anything a bash!

"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."

"If we all waited for Mr Right to come along the human race would be extinct by now."

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

I'm looking for a man who's not wrapped up in his career. I want his career to be me. I was just imagining working my way up.

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !

"As this is our first date, perhaps I should tell you that I participate in several frequent liar programmes."

Dorothy and the singles bar