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'Gordon is the latest in a series of unfulfilling relationships.'

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Alligator Bars

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Not...one...drop.'

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

Menu

Peg Party.

Dorothy and the singles bar

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

'Forget it, they're gay.'

Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'

The Crowd at Epsom Derby

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

Nah, He's not my stripe

I like the cut of your jib. Okay, full disclosure time: I have a pretty sick jib fetish. ? ?

"Dibs on the tall one!"

Brains - Java Man/Neanderthal Man/Modern Man.

'The name's Bond . . .Vagabond . . . '

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

'Hey baby, how 'bout we go back to my place and do a little family planning?'

'The Body Shop'