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'I'll have a double.'

"It's SO nice to meet a man who doesn't have a one-track mind..."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I just love a nice knight out."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Cyber Fight

"I need a man who will commit."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

'Gordon is the latest in a series of unfulfilling relationships.'

'George and I met on line!'

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"I really like smart women."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

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'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

Chick Magnet

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

Dorothy and the singles bar

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

Man climbing up a mounting for a wifely scolding.

'She's my sex therapist.'