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'I'll have a double.'

"It's SO nice to meet a man who doesn't have a one-track mind..."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I just love a nice knight out."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Cyber Fight

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"I need a man who will commit."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

'Gordon is the latest in a series of unfulfilling relationships.'

'George and I met on line!'

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"I really like smart women."

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

Dorothy and the singles bar

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"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

Chick Magnet

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

'So baby, ever thought about being on the bottom?'