'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'
Singles Scene Observer Pillows
Add some personality to their space with pillows that celebrate the singles lifestyle—comfortable, fun, and full of fresh perspectives.
"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.
"I just love a nice knight out."
"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"
'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'
"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"
Alligator Bars
"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
'Not...one...drop.'
"Hi!- standards need lowering?"
Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""
"It's all good – but some of it is better."
"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."
'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'
"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."
"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."
'Gordon is the latest in a series of unfulfilling relationships.'
"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"
'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'
Menu
"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."
"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."
'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'
Peg Party.
Chick Magnet
Dorothy and the singles bar
Camel Personal Ads
Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'
'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'
Traumatized by the event, Goldilocks was never able to have a relationship with a hairy man: 'EEK!': 'This is my last blind date!'
"I asked her if she wanted to go to dinner. She said yes and then she went to dinner."
Nah, He's not my stripe
Singles Scene Observer Pillows Collection
Singles Scene Observer Mugs
Explore our diverse collection of mugs specifically for singles scene observers—quirky, witty, and designed to make every coffee break a celebration of independence.
Singles Scene Observer Prints
Discover prints that capture the energetic and humorous spirit of singles scene observation—great for decorating their favorite space and inspiring new adventures.
Singles Scene Observer T-Shirts
Check out t-shirts that speak to the single life with fun, clever designs—perfect for those who love to showcase their love of freedom and social exploration.