Singles Bar Regular Pillows

"I fancy tall men."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Watching the football.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"He's So Your Type."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Obese beer drinkers.

"Do you know what girls want?"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."