Singles Bar Aficionado T-Shirts

'Forget it, they're gay.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Champagne

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'How about a nice saloon?'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Thank you, Sir."

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

The Double-Negative Bar & Grille. Not Unhappy Hour 5-6.

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Directions to the Bar.

'Am I an additional cost or an incidental expense?'

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"That beer is cold enough, Henderson! You don't have to let it run."

Bad Hare Day

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

'What a twist of fate!'

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'