Singles Bar Philosopher T-Shirts

Show off their thoughtful side with t-shirts that celebrate the singles bar philosopher's love for wit and wisdom—ideal for sparking conversations and sharing a laugh.

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"Uh, wait a minute - Did you say 'Not IF you were the last man on earth,' or 'Not UNLESS you were the last man on earth'?"

"Uh, wait a minute - Did you say 'Not IF you were the last man on earth,' or 'Not UNLESS you were the last man on earth'?" mockup

"Uh, wait a minute - Did you say 'Not IF you were the last man on earth,' or 'Not UNLESS you were the last man on earth'?"

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!' mockup

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

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'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.' mockup

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

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'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.' mockup

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

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'Your husband? He's just leaving...' mockup

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

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'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.' mockup

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

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Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . " mockup

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

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"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini." mockup

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.' mockup

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

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"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks." mockup

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

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Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk mockup

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

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Men gossiping

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"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here." mockup

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

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"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!" mockup

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

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"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ." mockup

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

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'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.' mockup

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

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ONE HORSE TOWN

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'Man. Piltdown Man.'

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'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.' mockup

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

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'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

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"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"You're going to regret this in the morning." mockup

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

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If bar stools were like playground swings...

If bar stools were like playground swings... mockup

If bar stools were like playground swings...

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"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?" mockup

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

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'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.' mockup

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

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Brickie's Mate

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'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.' mockup

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

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'My - You've matured, my dear.'

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'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!' mockup

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

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I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else... mockup

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'." mockup

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

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Singles Bar Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Singles Bar Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the singles bar philosopher—great for coffee, tea, or a cheeky drink and making every sip a thought-provoking moment.

Singles Bar Philosopher Pillows

Bring humor and comfort together with pillows featuring clever designs—perfect for the singles bar philosopher to lounge and ponder.

Singles Bar Philosopher Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate curiosity and wit—great for the singles bar philosopher's favorite space, sparking conversations and smiles.