Singles Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Are you a virgin?' - 'Of course I am, ask anybody.'

George Michael

Cupid and Targets

"This will be hilarious!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Incompatible.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Dialogue

Cupid paints Stop sign

Love Birds love just being together

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"You lack spontaniety."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Valentines Balloons

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

Waterfall of Disappointment

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.