Single Life Advocate Mugs

"I've changed the locks and taken out a restraining order, so no, I won't be your valentine."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"I'm not ready for a committed relationship right now. Or ever."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He's gone goth"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Domestic Pardners

"You're too sedentary."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Love

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"And this is my life support system."

The fox knows many things but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

The emergence of a leader.

You, Me, Still Me

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

'The doctor said that exercise could add years to my life. He was right. I feel 10 years older after that!'

Father's love

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'