Singleness Advocate Mugs

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He's gone goth"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

The fox knows many things but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

The emergence of a leader.

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

Happy Everything

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

Shooting the Dove of Peace

'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'Hey baby - where you been all my lives?'

We don't believe one glove fits all!

'I live with grand fantasies Harold.'

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

'Why cant I find a man who is sensitive, kind and handsome?'