"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."
Singleness Advocate T-Shirts
Show off their pride for solo living with our fun and empowering t-shirts. Designed to inspire and entertain, these tees are a stylish way to promote independence.
"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."
"He's gone goth"
"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."
"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"
"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."
"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."
No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt
Brown Non-Recluse Spider
"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."
"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"
"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"
Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.
The fox knows many things but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.
"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."
The emergence of a leader.
Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...
'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'
Happy Everything
'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'
"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."
'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'
Shooting the Dove of Peace
'So, you have a red nose and get laughed at a lot...that is a good thing.'
'You've got a lot of nerve, lady, calling my son's answers 'wrong'...His answers may be different, but they're just as special and beautiful as anyone else's.'
Don't Say Gay Bill
We don't believe one glove fits all!
'I told you that nobody would show up.'
"It's important to be authentic"
The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...
'Hey baby - where you been all my lives?'
'I live with grand fantasies Harold.'
"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."
"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."
Singleness Advocate T-Shirts Collection
Singleness Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating singleness advocates—witty, empowering, and perfect for coffee or tea lovers.
Singleness Advocate Pillows
Check out our pillows that honor independence and self-love—cozy, inspiring, and a great addition to any space.
Singleness Advocate Prints
Browse inspiring prints that celebrate self-empowerment and singleness—beautifully designed to motivate and uplift.