Singleness T-Shirts

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Do you know what girls want?

Lighter

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Banana Split Personality

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Yes, I'm alone."

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

This man is an island.

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Drinking Companions