Singleness Gifts

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

If I may paraphrase Shakespeare, "Beware the Ides of March, for that is when the jerks cometh out of yonder woodwork."

Do you know what girls want?

Lighter

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Banana Split Personality

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

This man is an island.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'