Singledom Gifts

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Banana Split Personality

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

This man is an island.

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Drinking Companions

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'I'm Bored'