Singledom Mugs

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Banana Split Personality

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

This man is an island.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Drinking Companions

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."