Singlehood Philosopher Mugs

"Actually, this article says being single isn't so bad. Being single is 'crucial to who you are, what you like and what you want.'"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"I had half a date last weekend."

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"Do you know what girls want?"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."

'Are you seeing anybody?'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

He's Tasty!

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"Finally - my dating app just launched a 'Why am I seeing this loser?' feature."

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."