Singleton Philosopher Mugs

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

Bachelor Cake

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

Boyfriend Shirt.

"Lucky!"

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

"The deal with the marionette company is nearly complete, although there are still some strings attached."

Dating site - buy a dog.

No Man is an Island

Sex is for Procreation Only.

"Actually, this article says being single isn't so bad. Being single is 'crucial to who you are, what you like and what you want.'"

"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets."

It's Saturday night. You're watching the Dateless Channel.

"Christmas, birthdays...this divine guide will help you deal with idiotic gifts..."

'Well, he's progressed from an imaginary friend to an imaginary mentor.'

'Smoking or non?'

'Bill, have you ever tried plugging your solitary genius into a team setting?'

'Allowing prayer time at work...It's a disgrace!'

Conscientious objection.

Elderly people lose friends to the pandemic

'Edgeworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much but can't stand anyone else.'

"No man is an island."

A pen rests in an ashtray.

Smoking Area

Valentine Gift think tank for single men who never get married

Lovematch Dating . . . Please wait here.

Two men read books titled 'Rooftop Gardening' and 'Dying Alone'.

Designated Smoking Area