Singleton Musings Mugs

Boyfriend Shirt.

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

Speed Dating Disasters

"Delivery."

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

Bachelor Cake

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

"Lucky!"

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

Peg Party.

Woman seeks male companion...

No Man is an Island

Dating site - buy a dog.

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

Sex is for Procreation Only.

Lighter

Do you know what girls want?

"This program may not be suitable for viewing by anyone."

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

If I may paraphrase Shakespeare, "Beware the Ides of March, for that is when the jerks cometh out of yonder woodwork."

It's Saturday night. You're watching the Dateless Channel.

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

'Bill, have you ever tried plugging your solitary genius into a team setting?'

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

Hey guys, whatcha doin'? Where ya goin'? Can I come? Invention of the third wheel.