Tech-savvy Singleton Mugs

Dating site - buy a dog.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Silver Surfer.

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

Websiteless -- please help.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."