Tech-savvy Singleton Pillows

Dating site - buy a dog.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

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Silver Surfer.

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'The computer is down... you'll have to wait for your hate mail.'

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Websiteless -- please help.