Tech-savvy Student Pillows

Chalkboard says, What I did on my holidays. Boy asks: "Can't I just email you a link to my blog, miss?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Emily, have you been shopping online during class?'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

'Could I have some computer time to troubleshoot this problem?'

'Emily, have you been shopping online during class?'

'Any questions... Google it'

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

'Haven't you bought homework off internet yet?'

Do we have to know all the letters? I don't use them all when I text.

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'Can I text it to you later?'

'Can I have a few minutes to defrag before I take the test?'

'Let's turn off the cellphone cameras for a moment and take some notes old-school.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Couldn't I do my detention online?"

"That's enough, Taylor. Leave my class and log into detention immediately."

"Oh, I did my homework, alright. I found a paradise called 'online school helper'."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"Your lessons on crypto and NFT's. . . priceless!"

"My student loan days have begun. I borrowed a dollar, from my dad, to download this great homework helper app."

'Miss Walters, Gerald is attempting to gain access to my answers with malicious code.'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

"I should do better this year. I just friended my teacher."

Books or Screens

"I tried to find the answers, but my search yielded no results."

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"I've gone paperless! Check your laptop!"

Long distance education

"I sent his online bullying to my spam folder and his personal bullying to the Principal's folder!"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"