Tech-savvy Learner Pillows

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'No offense, but by the time we're in the job market, won't that stuff be obsolete?'

'I didn't have time to download my report and print it out. It's already paid for, so you can download it directly from Book Reports-R-Us.'

"No, the answer to the word problem isn't 'Google it.'"

"All my college books are electronic textbooks, so my backpack weighs less now than it did when I was in elementary school."

Coming Soon! Textbooks on disc!

Spelling class: 'Why are we bothering with this- we all have spellcheck?'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

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"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Relaxing in the Sun

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"Could you repeat that word?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Early Learning Today

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."