Singleton Philosopher Pillows

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

"Lucky!"

Boyfriend Shirt.

Bachelor Cake

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

Dating site - buy a dog.

No Man is an Island

"The deal with the marionette company is nearly complete, although there are still some strings attached."

Sex is for Procreation Only.

"Actually, this article says being single isn't so bad. Being single is 'crucial to who you are, what you like and what you want.'"

"Of course the second amendment stands, I just said no bullets."

"Christmas, birthdays...this divine guide will help you deal with idiotic gifts..."

'Well, he's progressed from an imaginary friend to an imaginary mentor.'

'Smoking or non?'

'Allowing prayer time at work...It's a disgrace!'

"No man is an island."

Conscientious objection.

Elderly people lose friends to the pandemic

'Edgeworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much but can't stand anyone else.'

Smoking Area

Designated Smoking Area

Lovematch Dating . . . Please wait here.

Two men read books titled 'Rooftop Gardening' and 'Dying Alone'.

"I'm going back inside to get some air."