Philosopher Of Solitude Pillows

Two men read books titled 'Rooftop Gardening' and 'Dying Alone'.

"I gotta be me!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Citizen of the world.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Beware of dog"

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'What luck!'

"At least you have a tree."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Where's Mom?

Library of War and Peace

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

Interior Monologuist

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"Oh, thank God!"