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Two men read books titled 'Rooftop Gardening' and 'Dying Alone'.

"I gotta be me!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Citizen of the world.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Beware of dog"

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'What luck!'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Quiet!

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"At least you have a tree."

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Where's Mom?

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

Interior Monologuist

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

Library of War and Peace

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'