Philosopher Of Idleness T-Shirts

"Please help me continue to just sit here doing nothing."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"It's not the walking — it's the waiting."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

The Waiting Game

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

It's the dinner I didn't make. It's kind of a Zen Thing

Evolution of Chair

"I forgot to call in dead."

'Oh, I'm unemployed -- but it's not as exciting as it sounds.'

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

Idlewild.

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

"The long wait for greatness to be thrust upon one."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"What did we do before widescreen TV?"

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

"Can he call you back? He's meditating."

"I can't find my chi!"

"If you could eat only one type of grass for the rest of your life, what would you choose?"