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"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

American Idle.

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Couch Potatoes

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"Cat got your tongue?"

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Our hero rounds the bases to the bathroom, refrigerator, cupboard and slides safely into home!

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

"I've always been a gnome body."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"I can't feel my legs."

Over-qualified?

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

'Remind me - have you slipped into something more comfortable, or out of something more comfortable?'

If all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, we must be two of the sharpest guys around!

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

Idlewild.

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"What did we do before widescreen TV?"

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."