Idleness Connoisseur Mugs

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Couch Potatoes

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"Cat got your tongue?"

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Our hero rounds the bases to the bathroom, refrigerator, cupboard and slides safely into home!

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"I've always been a gnome body."

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

Over-qualified?

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"I can't feel my legs."

'Remind me - have you slipped into something more comfortable, or out of something more comfortable?'

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

Idlewild.

"Please help me continue to just sit here doing nothing."

"So...what have you been doing for your last week of summer break?"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

When Anteaters Get Lazy