Loneliness Connoisseur Mugs

Alone Shark: 'Still nobody to see me, Pauline?'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Cellphone Islands

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Cat got your tongue?"

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'What luck!'

"Beware of dog"

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Where's Mom?

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."