Loneliness Connoisseur Mugs

Alone Shark: 'Still nobody to see me, Pauline?'

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Cat got your tongue?"

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

'What luck!'

"Beware of dog"

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Where's Mom?

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."