Loneliness Appreciator Mugs

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'I'm Bored'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Desert Planet

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'What luck!'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Beware of dog"

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Where's Mom?

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."