Loneliness Lovers Mugs

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Desert Planet

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Beware of dog"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Where's Mom?

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

A Man is stranded on a desert island with a pay phone.

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"At last — no Trump."

"Oh, thank God!"