Loneliness Explorer Mugs

The Loneliest Job in the World

Table for one...

Is everything all right, M'sieur?

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

'Where's everybody?'

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Cellphone Islands

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"I had half a date last weekend."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Desert Planet

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Footprints on Island.

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.