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Table for one...

Is everything all right, M'sieur?

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

'Where's everybody?'

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Cellphone Islands

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I had half a date last weekend."

Desert Planet

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

Footprints on Island.

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

"I like sad songs."