Loneliness Enthusiast Mugs

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Desert Planet

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Beware of dog"

'What luck!'

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Where's Mom?

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"