Loneliness Sympathizer Mugs

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Desert Planet

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Beware of dog"

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Where's Mom?

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

"Oh, thank God!"

"At last — no Trump."

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

A Man is stranded on a desert island with a pay phone.

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.