Loneliness Sympathizer Mugs

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Desert Planet

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Beware of dog"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Where's Mom?

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

The Loneliest Job in the World

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

"Oh, thank God!"

A Man is stranded on a desert island with a pay phone.

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

"At last — no Trump."

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.