Loneliness Buster Mugs

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Desert Planet

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

'You've finally gone crazy - asking that goldfish questions and then ignoring its replies!'

'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

"I said, 'You're starting to get on my nerves'!"

Alone Shark: 'Still nobody to see me, Pauline?'

I'm so sick of being single... She's coming on to me!

"No single, childless adult with very little family and only one friend can possibly get that many Christmas gifts."

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

Jobs that will make you really lonely...

'So long, old friend.'

'Where's everybody?'

You have no new messages

"There's nothing wrong with the food. I just needed a little attention."