Loneliness Combatant Mugs

'I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Cellphone Islands

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

Desert Planet

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Beware of dog"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

Where's Mom?

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"I'm not afraid of being alone. I just need someone around to discover my corpse because I can't afford a housekeeper."

"Ok, I've made it. Now I need love."

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"At last — no Trump."

"Oh, thank God!"

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

A Man is stranded on a desert island with a pay phone.

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"