Loneliness Warrior Mugs

"Do you realise that, apart from the obscene phone calls, I don't hear another human voice all day?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I should probably get out more.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Woman looking into a mirror

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

She required plenty of personal space.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

This man is an island.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

The lonely figure

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

A politician's dream come true...

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'